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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 17:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

Apple Says Personalized Siri Features Shown at WWDC Last Year Were 'Real' and 'Working' - MacRumors

No go.

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Do you like to wear a see-through skirt?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

A Cosmic Tech Mystery Results in Literal Lost Souls in This Sci-Fi Short Story - Gizmodo

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

No way

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Scientists say a tiny brown moth navigates 600 miles using stars — just like humans and birds - CNN

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

Stress-Linked Brain Pathway Disrupts Sleep and Memory - Neuroscience News

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

NASA Science Community Budget Meeting POSTPONED - NASA Watch

No, not a chance

Then came..

Enhanced Box Score: Phillies 4, Cubs 3 – June 9, 2025 - Bleacher Nation

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

Adipisci omnis dolor vitae nulla explicabo tenetur.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Screen time and physical activity habits linked to adolescent stress and depression - PsyPost

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

What topics are okay with you in comics and what topics should be totally off the table?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

Latest WA shipping and tourism numbers tell a depressing story - The Seattle Times