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Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Apple Says Personalized Siri Features Shown at WWDC Last Year Were 'Real' and 'Working' - MacRumors
No go.
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Do you like to wear a see-through skirt?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
A Cosmic Tech Mystery Results in Literal Lost Souls in This Sci-Fi Short Story - Gizmodo
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
No way
Dollar General CEO turns heads with earnings-call comments - TheStreet
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Scientists say a tiny brown moth navigates 600 miles using stars — just like humans and birds - CNN
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Stress-Linked Brain Pathway Disrupts Sleep and Memory - Neuroscience News
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
NASA Science Community Budget Meeting POSTPONED - NASA Watch
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No, not a chance
Then came..
Enhanced Box Score: Phillies 4, Cubs 3 – June 9, 2025 - Bleacher Nation
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Screen time and physical activity habits linked to adolescent stress and depression - PsyPost
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
What topics are okay with you in comics and what topics should be totally off the table?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Latest WA shipping and tourism numbers tell a depressing story - The Seattle Times